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Dear Intravenus de Milo Participants,

Given the level of buffoontard related postings lately, I have decided to write a short piece on why this over sized version of a prank call matters. So get your hand out of your pants and listen up! While there are no rules in this Fight Club, I'd like to suggest a few posting tips.

First of all, there are a lot of shitty movies out there that need serious making fun of. Particularly the ones that gross a lot of money and star Nicholas Cage. I mean, who really likes this guy? Can't he and Travolta actually fight to the death in real life? We were so close with Face Off, and yet they continue to make films.

Secondly, while it may seem like a good idea, posting things about Carrot Top will never be funny even when a picture of him on the Marion Jones/Joe Piscopo steroid diet accompanies it. In fact, it is a great American tragedy that he continues to sell shows out with his ripped off Gallagher premise.

Third, there are some things that never get tired. They are: Lebowski references, Greg and Warren, American Movie, The King of Kong, and the Tao of Steve. There are more that I can think of, but these particularly are dear to my heart.

Fourth, all comments are welcome and will be posted provided they're worth reading. So readers please take some shots! For god's sake we have a guy that writes about Van Halen.

Fifth and final, in these dark political times we need more social commentary. Props to Z for jamming the Kucinich hypocrisy down our collective throats. Bring on the UFOs!

Sincerely,

-TRM