Dear Readers,
That's right, the original Red Man is back from retirement to put DD in his proverbial place by throwing strikes with the biggest cock pitcher known to man. The sheer volume of liquid this jug holds puts all artificially enhanced bimbos to shame. You should have known better than to post like you're leaning into a pitch and instead ask for a demotion to little league because this hurler owns you.
-TRM
*Photo courtesy of the Maltese-esque high school crime drama Brick, which earned an R-Lo "super-good" rating back in 2006.
That's right, the original Red Man is back from retirement to put DD in his proverbial place by throwing strikes with the biggest cock pitcher known to man. The sheer volume of liquid this jug holds puts all artificially enhanced bimbos to shame. You should have known better than to post like you're leaning into a pitch and instead ask for a demotion to little league because this hurler owns you.
-TRM
*Photo courtesy of the Maltese-esque high school crime drama Brick, which earned an R-Lo "super-good" rating back in 2006.
1 comment:
TRM,
Throwing beanballs at the blogging equivalent of the T-Ball strikeout king might have been a little unsportsmanlike on your part, but your underaged target probably deserved that type of tight, inside pitching considering that that last post of his was not even up to his usual failed, ex-"Maxim" caption-writing intern standards anyway. In other words, keep throwin' the heat.
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